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I'm Hap. I like science fiction, magical girls, comics about giant robots which turn into cars, and rolling a d20 to determine whether or not I stabbed a dude. Sometimes I draw things.
My first three Art Fight attacks for 2023~!
Unfortunately the site is down right now and slow so actually submitting these is impossible atm, but since I share a discord with all three of these OC’s creators I can still show them
sailor moon, doing moon stuff with her moon swords
THIS IS THE RADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
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People who HAVEN’T read Discworld: Which of these things DIDN’T happen?
Death gets a job as a line cook
A middle-aged protagonist saves the world with a half a brick in a sock
The god of evolution started making Australia but never finished it
A man goes into a barbarian rage by screaming his son a bedtime story at 6PM
A fancy psychiatrist goblin plays basketball
Half the dwarf population have a trans revolution throughout several books
Wizards invent a computer, and Death makes the computer want a teddy bear
Two witches go to the opera after one gets rich writing a lewd cookbook
A charlatan gets hanged and then has to work as postmaster general
They talk about gay wizard sex at one point
Saw this trend going around and knew Discworld would be a fun one for it. Really wish I could make more and longer poll options.
Other options I considered (all real);
- Platoon of lesbians and transmen commit war crimes for an entire book (Go read Monstrous Regiment)
- Man arrests two entire nations because “war is just crime on a larger scale”; he makes every single soldier play sports instead.
- Death is a bad dad (even more so grandad)
- Go read Discworld right now you won’t regret it.
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“Rabbit” - 3D Character Commission
A recent commission I finished for @blueringart!! go send him some love he’s a huge inspiration and has drawn tons of stuff for me too
this is so so good and so so cool and i am still delighted all over again every time i see it!! everyone go commission madamlava to make little models of your guys
“i grew out of my dinosaur phase” shut up. your dinosaur phase isn’t something you “grow out” of. real adults know that dinosaurs are cool as fuck.
mimic octopus (thaumoctopus mimicus) | source
ordered pizza from a small local place and they didnt actually cut it so i’ve chosen to revert to a wild animal and begin ripping it apart instead of just using a knife to portion slices
absolutely visceral experience. food is so much more satisfying when you have to fight it. i may be feral
i am not proud to say this but that pizza lasted fifteen minutes. i normally am not that gluttonous, but this goes beyond glutton. there was gluttony and wrath. a whirlwind of sauce, cheese, and pepperoni, all atop a flatbread that was shred apart by my own hands due to the neglect of another
in that moment i was wild. i was free. i understood the simplest joys in life. the joy of eating and manifesting my own destiny
been reflecting on this all day and the unsliced pizza experience honestly ruled. i think everyone should try it sometime or another. you have not truly lived until you just absolutely obliterated a pizza in such a feral manner
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My best friend and I have this tradition we call “chicken dinner” where we get a rotisserie chicken, lay it on a tarp, start on opposite ends of the tarp, and on the count of three we both run at the chicken and start ripping into it with our bear hands. We will be on our knees fighting for the best pieces of meat, ripping into the chicken with our faces, and it is the most viscerally delicious chicken I have ever had in my life. Grease gets everywhere. We have to do this outside. We have to tie our hair in buns beforehand.
You have never known the joy of food until you are lunging at your friend to rip the best part of the chicken out of their hand, rolling around on the tarp, stuffing it in your face before they can retaliate, and you realize “holy shit did I just growl?” And then you realize they are doing it too.
The chicken gets decimated. It’s absolutely destroyed. We aren’t allowed back inside until we have been hosed down. It’s the best.
After quite a while, I finally managed to adapt these fun shark anatomy illustrations to Redbubble products! Many asked me to make posters or art prints available for sale and it is now possible in my little store! This is my store’s profile! ✨
www.redbubble.com/people/Requinoesis/exploreI tried to adapt these arts to other products, but I think they were very ugly, so focus on looking for poster, art print or stickers options! I hope you like it and that the price offered by Redbubble is affordable!
In the future I want to make other species of sharks! Thanks a lot for all support! ✨
If you want to follow me on instagram, this is: @AstralRequin
Edit: I am very glad with the support of all of you! I really appreciate the sweet comments and tags, especially from those who said that my art helped to reduce their fears about sharks, I hope to always inspire people in that way! Thanks a lot! ✨
A convenient pair of high heels
English added by me :)